Jesus, The New Neighbor

Jesus moves into a nice midtown neighborhood. At first, the neighbors are uncertain of what to make of the situation. Is this the end of the world? Is he going to be pissed? Are we saved? What's the deal?

After a few weeks the angstipation calmed significantly and the whole neighborhood thought well of their new neighbor. Jesus was way cool. Everybody in the neighborhood liked Jesus. Property values were up. Life was good.

After a neighborhood party, some hippies, faded beyond clear judgment, decided to drop in and pay Jesus a visit. He was way cool. Everybody wanted to hang out with Jesus. He welcomed them in and offered them something to drink. They felt even more comfortable with Jesus and decided to politely offer him a bong hit.

Jesus kindly declined the offer and with a wink replied: "Follow me, my brethren, for blessed are those that know the way of the Spirit."